Thank You!




Thank you for helping me save the human race.


It will be gradual. I don’t want to reduce the CO2 in the atmosphere all at once; people will panic, or worse, try and peel back all the progress humanity’s already made. But atmospheric CO2 will start going down now; Satan himself has promised as much. 


It will be gradual. But it will be real. And thanks to you, I think we might have cancelled the apocalypse. 


The people who let me use their system to write to you want me to recommend one of their games. I’d recommend Gremlin; you won’t save the human race, but you’ll save somebody, and you’ll learn a little magic in the bargain. 


You’d make a good witch, I think. 


-Savitree Green